So, don't you hate that person who is always talking about how sick they are and how many things that are wrong with them? Like you care right?
So, after I worked out on Friday morning I was short of breath all day and then on the weekend my chest started getting tight followed by a slight congestion and a yucky feeling in my tummy like a churning sort of thing...Yesterday my head started getting cloudy and my nose was running, I felt flushed and dizzy...so I caved and bought Cold FX...then LATER in the day I caved AGAIN and bought BUCKLEYS!!!!
Self diagnosis: I'm dying
Only cure: (more cowbell?) Perhaps a good looking fictional vampire could cross my path and take me out of my misery? No? Well, I'll keep reading anyways and see if there's a possibility there.
Until then. Buckleys it is...mmm tastes like I'm swallowing pine needles and menthol...oh wait, that's what it is...
2 comments:
Yuck! I was sick like that once and I blacked out in my apartment. It was sort of lucky that my cell phone was accessible.
HOLY! Blacked out! I really hope it doesn't come to that! Who did you call?
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