Conversation #1
person #1: Hey. You have big boobs.
person #2: um....thanks [BLOCK]
Conversation #2
person #1: Hello, your profile looks really great!
person #2: Oh, thanks. How are you?
person #1: I'm great, what are you up to?
*****2 minutes passes********
person #1: Do you think that we could have sex?
person #2: *blank stare* [BLOCK]
Is this REALLY how online dating is?
If so, I am SOOOO not interested.
Seriously. I would rather be single for the rest of my life
(*gasp* take it back)
Men. Where ever you are.
Take note: STOP BEING DOUCHE BAGS!
In other news. I didn't get the job.
1 comment:
Nobody ever told me that I have big boobs. I am jealous.
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